Tiffany-twisted

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• English: I love you
• Slovak : Milujem ťa
• Finnish: Rakastan sinua
• Slovenian: Ljubim te
• Danish: Jeg elsker dig
• Portuguese: Amo-te
• Tagalog: Mahal kita
• Punjabi: Panchod chup kar
• Somali: Dhillo iska amus
• Arabic: Ana bahebak
• Moroccan Arabic: Kanbghik
• Polish: Kocham cię
• Albanian: Te dua
• Hebrew: אני אוהב אותך
• Urdu: Meh tum se pyar kartee hoonh
• Greek: Σε αγαπώ
• Irish: Táim i' ngrá leat
• Japanese: (romajii) Watashi wa ai ga suki.
• Tumblr: FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCK I HATE YOU
• Keymash: alskdfjcashbcnlasdjfan
• Thornberry: BLARHAGARHHGARH
• Dean: Don't ever change.
• Ten: Does it need saying?

• (I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
• Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
• (The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
• Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
• Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
• Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
• Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
• (The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
• Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”